Double Meaning jokes English
हेल्लो नमस्कार दोस्तों तो आज में आपके लिए इस आर्टिकल Double Meaning jokes English में आपके लिए बहुत ही बढ़िया डबल मीनिंग जोक्स इंग्लिश में लेके आया हूँ, जो आपको बहुत ज्यादा पसन्द आयेंगे, क्योंकि ये मेने आपके लिए बहुत ही स्पेशल जोक्स छांट के लिखे हैं, जो आपको हँसा-हँसा कर पेट में दर्द करने लगेगें, तो जल्दी से आप इन्हें सारे पढ़ लीजिए और अपने दोस्तों को भी सुना दीजिए।
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Best Double Meaning jokes English
1. Girl: Yesterday I brought Rakhi for you,
why didn’t you get it tied?
Boy: If I bring you a mangalsutra tomorrow,
will you get it tied?
2. Wife: After divorce the boy will live with me.
Husband: No, he will stay with me.
Wife: Wow, the pot is mine, the milk is mine,
give me a little, what have you put, the whole cheese is yours!
3. Girlfriend: Now we have become more infamous,
Now we should get married.
Boyfriend: But tell me this,
Who will marry us after so much infamy?
4. It has been requested…
Insult and wife are strange things…
Pay attention.. Insult and wife are strange things…
It looks good only when it belongs to someone else.
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5. Woman: My husband has been missing for a week.
Police: Is there any sign of them?
Woman: Yes, here is my boy…
Double Meaning jokes English
6. When love and warmth exceed limits,
Then the clothes are taken off first!!
7. Wife (to husband)- A few years ago my
figure was like a Pepsi bottle.
Husband: It is still yours Wife- Really!
Husband: Yes, earlier the bottle was of
300ml, now it is of 2 litre.
Double Meaning jokes in English
8. Lady in bus: – Aapka kuchh touch ho raha hai.
Man:- Oh, that’s my salary in my pocket.
Lady:- Bastard! Did your salary triple in 5 minutes?:
9. Friend: Brother, my girlfriend and I are getting married.
Second friend: Oh wow, congratulations, when?
Friend: Mine on December 8th and his on January 10th
10. Wife: I have proof that you are having
an affair with your neighbour.
Husband: What proof do you have?
Wife: Her husband came wearing your shirt last night.
Double Meaning jokes English
11. Santa: Friend, my girlfriend and I have
a strange relationship.
Banta: How is that?
Santa: He is strange and I am poor.
12. Sir: Son, if a prayer is done with a true heart,
it is definitely successful.
Pappu: Leave it sir, if it was so then you would have been
my father-in-law and not my father.
13. You don’t like taking it in
your mouth a drop of wine
Then why do you say pour
it slowly rose flower in hair
14. Father: Son, when we were young,
we used to drink milk to our heart’s
content for Rs 10.
Son: Papa, it was fun, these days your salary is Rs 300.
I don’t even let anyone press me.
Give slap..slap
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15. As soon as the boy came, the girl hugged him…
Boy: Big love is coming today…
Girl: Honey, you promise me one thing today
Boy: What kind of promise?
Girl: Whatever your heart desires…
Boy: Baby, the red car parked in front.
Girl: Yes…yes… darling, will you give it to me?
Boy: I will give you the same red lipstick
Double Meaning jokes English
16. Santa brought Banta to his new home
Banta – Sister-in-law is nowhere to be seen.
Santa – Sister-in-law has gone out
otherwise I would have served you hot tea.
Banta – Even miserliness has its limits.
Santa – How is that?
Banta – What if sister-in-law is not at home?
buy milk from the market only
17. Santa – From today onwards I will go for a walk every morning
Wife – Okay sir…..
Woke up at 4 in the morning and went out for a walk.
It was very cold and foggy outside,
Came back and entered the quilt,
And hugged his wife and said –
Dear, it is getting very cold outside.
Wife(sleeping)- And that crazy person is outside in the cold.
Gonna go on a walk
Santa unconscious…..
18. Santa to his wife – I am fed up with you,
Wife – Why? What did I do?
Santa – Shut up for God’s sake,
Now I want to live in peace.
Bowie – Yes yes, I also don’t want to live with you.
I also want to live with ‘Aman’ Poor Santa unconscious
19. Wife: Hey, do you listen?
Your friend is going to marry a crazy girl,
Why not stop him?
Husband: Why should I stop?
Had that evil person stopped me?
20. Both husband and wife were eating food…!
After eating, the husband got up and washed his plate…!
The wife looked at him angrily and said,
“Did you make Izzat ka Faluda…
we are not at home…
we are in the hotel…!
Double Meaning jokes English
तो मेरे प्यारे दोस्तों में आप लोगों से यही आशा करता हूँ, कि ऊपर दिए गए सारे इंग्लिश वाले जोक्स आपको जरूर पसन्द आये होंगे, क्योंकि यह मैने खास आपके लिए ढूंढ ढूंढ कर आपके लिए लिखें यह पोस्ट बनाई हैं, जो आपको जरूर पसन्द आयेंगे।
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