Husband Wife jokes English
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Marriage Husband Wife jokes English
1. Listen, I washed my new suit with new detergent.
And he became smaller.
What do I do now ? , ,
Husband: “Take bath with the same detergent….”
Will fit. ,
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2. What is the difference between God and husband? ,
Aarti of God happiness maker, sorrow maker ,
Pati Dev’s Aarti doer like this,
doer like that This one doesn’t do that,
that one doesn’t…
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3. Wife angrily – Look, you will not get a place even in hell. ,
Husband: I don’t want to go everywhere
with you even if you don’t meet me.
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4. Wife: I have done research on donkeys…
Donkey And doesn’t look at the donkey. ,
Husband: That’s why he is called a donkey!!!
Marriage Husband Wife jokes English
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5. Wife: I have proof that you are having
an affair with your neighbour. ,
Husband – What is the proof? ,
wife – her husband last night
Came wearing your vest!!
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6. Wife: Today I am asking you for
something for the first time.
Husband: Just yesterday I had asked for a saree.
Wife: Don’t you listen properly to what
I am talking about today?
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7. wife: I do puja every day..
I wish one day I get to see Shri Krishna!
husband: Once she became Mirabai,
she became poisonous.
What about Shri Krishna,
all Gods will be seen!
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8. Husband: I am for you I can even give up my life..
Excellent quote: , Wife: Anyone can give that.
You show it to your heart’s content with me.😜
Husband Wife jokes English
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9. Wife (to husband)- When you drink vodka you call me Jaan.
If you drink tequila, darling.
But why bastard today? ,
Husband (to wife)- Today I drank Sprite,
No fuss straight talk.
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10. Husband: My wife believes in Vastu-Shastra very much! ,
Friend: Great, does she use that too? ,
Husband: Oh-Yeah!!…..Whenever we have a fight,
then whoever Picks up ‘Vastu’ and then uses it like ‘Shastra’….
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11. Husband: Today the house looks very clean.
Is your WhatsApp closed??
👩Wife:- Oh no sir, I couldn’t find my charger.
While searching, it became clear…
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12. Husband was busy on the radio. ,
Wife: What are you listening to?
Husband: Modi ke mann ki baat”.
Wife: You never listen to me???!!!
Husband: Hey crazy girl,
what you say is not what you say from your heart.
Anger in the mind is called..!!!😜
Marriage Husband Wife jokes English
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13. Husband: I will not have breakfast,
I am getting late.
Wife: I have made parathas today by adding “wine”. ,
Husband smiling after eating 4 parathas:
It was fun… which “wine” was poured? ,
Wife: You told me “Ajwain”
I have stopped speaking since then
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14. The wife angrily said to her husband:
I am fed up with the daily routine,
I want a divorce. , ,
Husband: Take this chocolate and eat it.. ,
,Wife (being romantic): You are forbidding me…. , ,
Husband: No you crazy girl, mother says,
One should eat sweets before doing good work…!!
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15. Wife- I want to buy a dog….. , ,
Husband: Why do you have to buy a dog? ,
Wife: So that after you go to office,
someone will be there to wag my tail in front of me….!!
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16. Husband: We were robbed by our
own people who said that we had the power.
Our boat sank where there was less water.
, Wife: You were an ass, where was the power in what you said?
Why did we take a boat to a place where there was less water?
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17. A person was looking at old papers in the house, ,
Then his wife’s 11th class report card came in his hand. ,
Still unconscious after reading the
character certificate below the numbers…. wrote … ,
“Sweet-spoken and peace-loving student”
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18. I had just climbed three-four stairs to the roof when… , ,
Wife said- Where are you going…? , ,
Husband – To give food to the bird…! , ,
Wife: Your bird has gone to her parents’
house for seven days, come down…!
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19. Wife: Listen, I am going out for two hours.
do you want something …….? , , ,
Husband – No, that is enough…
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20. Wife: Come on, get up, it’s eight o’clock… ,
Husband: Friend, today I am not even opening my eyes. ,
Tell me something that will open my eyes… ,
Wife: With whom you were chatting all night,
That was my fake id..
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