Teacher Student jokes in English
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Friends, if you too have been in a Teacher Student relationship before, then you will definitely like reading Teacher Student Jokes and Chutkules. During school time, there would be such funny moments or such comedy between teachers and students that we would not stop laughing after seeing them.
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Funny Teacher Student jokes in English
1. Teacher: Tell me Titu.. How long did Akbar rule?
Titu- Sir ji.. From page number 14 to page number 22…
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2. Teacher: Children… who can make a sentence for me
which uses Hindi, Urdu, Punjabi and English?
Golu: Master.
Teacher: Well done Golu.
Tell me what sentence has been made.
Golu: Sir…Ishq Di Gali with NO-ENTRY.
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3. Teacher: Children, who can tell me
the difference between the two sentences given below?
1)- Ramesh washed the utensils.
2)- Ramesh had to wash the utensils.
Student (Pappu): Madam, in the first incident Ramesh is
unmarried, and in the second Ramesh is married.
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4. Teacher: Bunty… please tell me the
Hindi translation of “Apni hi kiya par paani phar dena”.
Bunty: After thinking for a long time…
Madam ji Toilet FLUSH.😜
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5. Pappu – Papa, come down quickly.
My class teacher has come to meet you,
Santa: Hey then call them inside.
Pappu – I called.
Santa – Hey, did you ask him for tea or not?
Pappu – I asked, she said – I don’t know how to make it.
I had to make it and give it to you.
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6. Madam – Tell me children,
when did Vasco da Gama come to India?
Pappu – ji came in winter
Madam – Are you mad? Who told you?
Pappu – Madam, I swear to you…
I saw the photo in the book
He was wearing a coat 🙂 🙂
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7. The teacher was very upset with Pappu.
Teacher: Pappu, take out all the books from your bag.
Pappu – took it out madam
Teacher: Whose book is this?
Pappu – It is made of paper
Teacher: I also know this is made of paper.
Pappu – Then why are you asking?
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8. Teacher – Why did you not come to school for 2 days?
Pappu – Sir, there was puja in my house yesterday.
Teacher – Okay and the day after tomorrow
Pappu – Priya was at my house the day before yesterday
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9. Teacher – Today I will ask you a question
Pappu – please ask
Teacher – Nice to meet you who said so ?
Pappu – Yes, Khushi’s father made Khushi happy. told mom
Teacher unconscious 🙂 😉
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10. Bapu – How did you fail?
Son – Bapu, only questions are in the paper.
people came that I didn’t know about
Bapu – Then how did you write the answer?
Son – I also wrote the answers like this
Which even the master did not know.
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11. madam came to class
Madam – of divided India tell me the name of the governor
Bunty – I don’t know madam
Madam – Only those who are worthless
It is written on the notes, haven’t you seen?
Bunty – Ohhh that “Sonam Gupta is unfaithful” 🙂
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12. Madam came to class with a stick
Madam – Pinky you will go to school
tomorrow why didn’t you come
Pinky – Madam I dream of Japan had reached
Madam – Billu where were you yesterday?
Billu – Madam I am Pinky Went to drop you at the airport
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13. Billu – Papa give me Madam Rose hits
Papa: Don’t be afraid, son. you are a lion cub
Billu – Madam also says the same
Papa – what?
Billu – Who knows which animal’s child he is?
I don’t read anything at all.
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14. Master – Start studying, you bastards.
papers are coming
Pappu – I study a lot ask anything
Master – Tell me who built Taj Mahal?
Pappu – the mechanic
Master – Hey donkey, I mean who got it made?
Pappu – The contractor must have got it made 🙂 😉
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15. When did uncle and son come from school?
Child – Uncle just came
Uncle – good son what is master called in english
Child – GST
Uncle – Are you crazy?
Child – Hey GST meaning **Government School Teacher**
Poor uncle is unconscious 🙂 😉
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16. Teacher: Why don’t you pay attention to studying?
Student: Because studying is done only for two reasons….
First reason: out of fear
Second reason: out of passion And,
we do not have hobbies without any reason
and we are not afraid of anyone’s father.
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17. Teacher: There are 10 mangoes in a basket,
out of which 2 mangoes rotted,
tell me how many mangoes are left?
Sanju: Sir, 10 mangoes
Teacher: How is that?
Sanju: Even after rotting,
mango will still remain mango,
it will not become banana.
Today Sanju is a lawyer😏
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18. Teacher – Son, make a sentence on Kabutar…
Student – After drinking alcohol in the evening,
she goes away without even realizing it…😜😜😜
The teacher is still unconscious.
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