Non Veg jokes English
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1. A Black woman was walking on
the road with her two children.
Seeing him Mittu asked him,
“Are these two twins?”
Black woman: No, there is a difference of one year.
Mittu, I can’t believe that someone can take even twice your time.
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2. Mittu in poetic style
Dick slipped into her wet pussy please pay attention
Dick slipped into her wet pussy
And both the pieces are in trouble,
the master was called🤪🤪😁😃
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3. Boys’ hostel bathroom was written
your future is in your hands
So imagine what would be written
in the bathroom of the girls hostel.
,
,
Don’t worry about your future
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4. Mittu says remember one thing that
there is no sound of heart breaking but
there is sound of breaking seal.
definitely goes from one door to another
That’s why do it only by playing gapa gapa song.🤪🤪😁😃
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5. injecting in the ass Doctor Saheb
asked Mittu Are you from private sector??
why mittu
The doctor is tired so I asked.🤪🤪😁😃
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6. Father: Son, I have found a girl for you.
She is beautiful, virtuous and Saraswati.
Son: Papa, but I love someone else and
she is pregnant.🤪🤪😁😃
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7. Girl: You’re mine for tonight become dhoni
Boy: What do you mean?
Girl: That means play slow,
stay not out and play helicopter in between.🤪🤪😁😃
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8. The one whom I considered
my moon🌙… That sister’s lo@d… 😜
More boys than half of the neighborhood
Was made an astronaut.🤪🤪😁😃
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9. A boy’s penis was being touched behind a girl in a crowded bus.
The girl slapped him hard and said: Bastard,
there is no place for yourself to stand here
and you have made him stand too.
🤪🤪😁😃
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10. A small child suddenly went to his parents’ room.
After reaching there he shouted loudly and
said You suck whatever you want and you beat me for sucking my thumb.🤪🤪🤪
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11. Once a woman took her husband to see a doctor.
Woman: Doctor, he is very weak.
Doctor: Feed them milk.
Woman: I make you drink it every day.
But they drink less and suppress more.
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12. Girl: There is no one at home.
Come quickly.
Boy: You are crazy… Will you get me killed?
Girl: Yes
🤪🤪😁😃
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13. Girl: Baby I will fast for you.
Boy: No baby, we will do it with ease.
Having fun slowly with feeling
Girl: Priest of lust, I am talking about fasting.
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14. Boy: What is your name?
Girl: Pushpa
Boy: What do you plant next?
Girl: whisper
Boy: Oh no, I mean what do you put behind it?
Girl: Jasmine Oil
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15. Tillu: How many wives do you have?
Sheikh: six
Tillu: Then you must be resting on Sunday.
Sheikh: Valhalla!
Where is the comfort in the life of a laborer?
Sister-in-law comes on Sunday.🤪🤪
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16. Guest: Son, what is your name?
Pappu: Yes Pappu
Guest: That’s the name of the house.
Tell me what they call you in school.
Pappu: Oi Pappu, sister’s son.
🤪🤪😁😃
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17. Girl: Man, I am feeling very cold,
my lips are cracking.
Titu: Oh fool, this is just the beginning,
Look ahead and see what happens next.
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18. An old lady: Hey daughter-in-law, you are very fair.
Girl: Hey Amma, I have been in London so I must be fair.
Old lady: Hey daughter, we too have lived
in penises all our lives but there was no
difference in the colors.
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19. Mother-in-law: Who broke this utensil?
Daughter-in-law: Yes, we had a fight.
Mother-in-law: Okay, so how did this bed break?
Daughter-in-law: That was our agreement.
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20. Wife: Dear! Have you heard such abuses?
Whichever you have seen.
Husband: Laughing and saying, yes I have seen it.
Wife: Which one?
Husband: Laughing at your sister’s pussy
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