Marriage Husband Wife jokes English
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Husband Wife jokes English
1. Verma ji to the lawyer: I want a divorce from my wife,
she is not talking to me for the last 6 months.
Lawyer: Think carefully, such a wife is not found again and again.
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2. Wife (angry): I am leaving the house…😈😈
Husband (angry): Yes dear, leave it now 😏😏
Wife: It’s your habit of calling me
“love” that always stops me.
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3. Husband: You always say ‘mine’ or ‘mine’ on everything,
you should listen to us.
The wife is looking for something in the cupboard….
Husband: What are you looking for?
Wife: Our petticoat
Marriage Husband Wife jokes English
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4. Seeing her husband going to the market,
the wife gave money and said,
“Bring something that will make me look beautiful” 👗👓💄👠🎀
The husband brought two bottles of Whiskey for himself.
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5. Lord, what is this illusion?
When one’s own child cries,
it hurts the heart…
and if someone else’s cries, it hurts the head. ,
When my wife cries,
my head hurts…
and when someone else’s cries,
my heart hurts.
Everything is God’s love.
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6. Someone advised me that
you cannot win an argument with your wife,
so just smile. I also tried 😏😏
Wife: Are you laughing a lot these days?
Looks like I’ll have to exorcize you
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7. Employee to his boss – Sir,
why do you keep only married men in the office?
Sir: Because they have the habit of tolerating
insults and are not in a hurry to go home.
Marriage Husband Wife jokes English
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Husband Wife jokes in English
8. Husband: Your father’s habit of sprinkling
salt on the wound has not gone away.
Wife- Why what happened?
Husband- Today again
I was asking whether you are
happy marrying my daughter, right?
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9. If your wife does not listen to you then…😯😯…
So..😏😏…………..
Don’t read so carefully…………
Doesn’t listen to anyone.
There is no cure for this 😆
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10. Wife: Hey, you listen,
your friend is going to marry a crazy girl…
why don’t you stop him?
Husband – Why should I stop?
Did that friend stop me?
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11. Wife: Hey, can I take two kilos of peas?
Husband: Yes…..do whatever feels right.
Wife: I am not asking for your opinion,
I am asking… Will you peel off so much
that I can take less?
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12. The husband makes a glass of
whiskey and says to the wife – Drink this…
The wife takes a sip of Whiskey and says – Shit… it is so bitter….
Husband: And you think that I indulge in debauchery/enjoy…
sip poison…poison… 😜
Marriage Husband Wife jokes English
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13. friends: Asian Paints (who changes the world)
Girlfriend: Everest Masala (best in taste)
Wife: Mosquito coil (search from every corner and kill)😋
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14. The husband called his wife…
the bell kept ringing for a long time.
Husband (angry): Why did you pick up the phone so late?
Wife (annoyed): Was dancing on the ringtone 😋😛
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Marriage Husband Wife jokes English Text
15. Wife: Didn’t you go to the funeral of Suleman’s wife?
Husband: Which way should I go?
He is inviting me to his wife’s funeral for the third time and
I could not invite him even once.
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16. A man went to the doctor
Doctor: You need rest,
I am giving you sleeping pill,
feed it to your wife.
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17. A question: What is a wife?
Answer: Wife is the name of that
power whose mere stare makes
tinda vegetable taste like cheese.
Marriage Husband Wife jokes English
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18. Wife: Hey, do you hear?
If I had time then how much people would respect me, right?
Husband: People get scared after seeing you.
Wife: Why are you afraid?
Husband: People say look, bad times are coming.
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19. Wife: Even if I had married a demon,
I would not have been as unhappy as
I am with you.
Husband: Crazy!! Where does marriage
take place among blood relatives?
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20. First friend: Friend, what is the meaning of marriage?
Second friend: Giving one’s own betel nut with pomp and show
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