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Teacher Student jokes in English
1. Teacher: Tell me Newton’s law…
Boy: Sir, I don’t remember the entire line,
I remember the last one.
Teacher: Let’s tell only the last one.
Boy: …and this is called Newton’s law.
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2. Teacher: Do you know everything about birds?
Sanju: Yes
Teacher: Okay, tell me which bird cannot fly?
Sanju: Dead Bird
Teacher: Run away, you fool!
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3. Teacher (to student): What is the benefit of
semester system, tell me?
Student: Don’t know the benefit,
but insult happens twice a year.
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4. Teacher: Translate the sentence
into English ‘Vasant punched me’
Sanju: Vasant Panchami
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5. Teacher: Sanju tell a story with moral
Sanju: I called her, she was sleeping….
Then he called me while I was sleeping…
Moral: Do as you do
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Teacher Student jokes
6. Teacher: Money on one side,
intelligence on the other,
what will you choose?
Student: Money
Teacher: Wrong, I would choose wisdom.
Student: You are right, madam, the one
who lacks the thing chooses it…
give a slap, give a slap
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7. Master asked: What is the difference between poem and essay?
Student: Even a single word from the
girlfriend’s mouth is a poem and a single
word from the wife is like an essay…
The master had tears in his eyes and choked up…
He made that boy the class monitor.
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8. Teacher: You are very weak in studies.
At your age I could solve even more
difficult math problems.
Kallu: You must have found a good teacher,
sir. Not everyone’s luck is so good.
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9. Madam to the child:- Where are your notebook and pen?
Child:- Ma’am, ever since I saw you,
what copy and what pen.
Your beautiful two eyes have taken away the peace of my heart,
my notebook has gone missing,
my pen has gone missing.
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10. Teacher: Whatever I ask, answer it immediately.
Sanju: Yes sir,
Teacher: Tell me the capital of India?
Sanju: Immediately, Is the teacher still
beating Sanju??
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11. Teacher to student: Tell me history in first person.
Who do you hate the most?
Child: From Raja Ram Mohan Roy,
Teacher – Why??
Child – He was the one who stopped child marriage.
Otherwise today we too would have a wife and children.
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12. Girl: What is your education?
Tell me in Hindi.
Boy: Eye, tea, eye.
Girl: Now, what is this?
Boy: ITI.
Girl in coma.
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13. Girl – Why are you crying?
Boy – I have never kissed any girl till date.
Girl – Don’t cry. kiss me After kiss??
Girl – Why are you laughing so much now?
Boy – I kissed all the girls in the
neighborhood crying like this!
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14. Engineering student – Sir,
We have created such a thing in college.
With the help of which you can see through the wall.
Sir (being happy) – Wow! What a thing…
what a thing that is.
Student – Hole??
Sir – Give me a slap… give me a slap…
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15. Teacher to children: Tell me such a sentence.
In which Hindi, Urdu, Punjabi and English are used.
Sanju: Ishq Di Gali Witch no Entry Teacher unconscious.
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